Well - Juan drives a nice car and is quite the snazzy dresser, but not every girl in her hometown has the same name!

I don't know where/how you come up with some of your concepts, but this is another FABULOUS one! LOVE it.

@nanner - I toyed with the second half of the title quite a bit.
Other 3 alternatives were:

but not every girl in Elizabeth has the same name!​

or

but Linda knew not every girl in her hometown has the same name!​

or

but Elizabeth knew not every girl in her hometown has the same name!​

I think the first 2 alternatives just aren't as strong; they overexplain the concept. The third alternative is pretty fun too, but I liked the ambiguity of not actually knowing what her name is. But I do hope it is Elizabeth!

Love it! Jersey represent.